Too good!

LOL!!

Bakistan??

Are you going to take a dig anytime Modi travels somewhere ? Why not take a dig at thing in your own backyard ?

NFP As usual..

What is BAKISTAN??

Hilarious.. Mogambo Khush Hua!

Its in bad taste. Nothing to smile but insult towards Modi. The jealousy of the author is evident.

@Algerian Arabs can't pronounce P. So call Pakistan, Bakistan.

hahahahahahaha

"Our Historians tells me your Historians are nut jobs" Wicked wicked Lolz :)

@SuvBratChowdery India is in our backyard, no? Enjoy the humor, and dont get so wind up.

Just great

@Algerian In arabic Pakistan is pronounced as Bakistan

LOL. Thats some witty fly on the wall... :D :D

wonderful :) I enjoyed it Nadeem

What a mind blowing stuff :) haaaa

NFP should forget about visiting India anytime soon...

GOOD STAIRE

Hail Mogambo....

Zabardast

Not sure if this is satire. If it is satire then rather distasteful with so many personal insults towards Modi. But then again, it IS hilarious.

He identify the place of Temple, but thanks to MOGAMBO he did not ask to rebuilt otherwise hospitable host would have accepted demand of "Honorable" guest.

What a satire specially the one related to hot weather.

Funny as usual.

@Algerian In Arabic since you don't have a letter "P" so Pakistan is Bakistan :)

NFP, simply awesome.

this is hilarious.....NFP is simply awesome. when I become the PM of India, I will invade Pak just to kidnap NFP and make him the Minister of Education.

lol......

Awesome!

One of the most hilarious review i have ever read. Good going. Depicting the realities in a humorous way.

awesome and hilarious . I like it. keep it up

Its seems to be quiet offensive to an Indian

The temple comment was the best :)

Hilarious! good .....Ha Ha ha

Very Good!!!

Mogambo khush huwa.. LOL :D

here you are talking about our prime minister, may be it is your culture(that is also not yours)

@SUVBRATCHOWDERY Read the captions again, plenty of digs at the Arabs, Pakistanis, and 'goras' as well. Dunno if you follow NFP but he's been taking digs at Pakistani politics, society, the conservative right (and even the liberal left) for some time now. Its satire, take it as such.

NFP portrays Pakistani politicians the exactly same way so there is no element of bias towards India but whoever is shallow to understand satire better they should not read it

"Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire." Why do I have a feeling that this line is also a satire?!

Simply mind blowing.

@Munib Completely second the motion. Its a satire and we as a society need have an attitude of acceptance towards it.

As an Indian, I find this very Hilarious and in good taste!

Well said. He got the treatment he deserved.

@SuvBratChowdery Whoa! Take it easy my man. He equally makes fun of everyone. Look for previous articles or future write ups.

I mean who else could bring such brilliance in their articles. Bravo!!

Very comical, enjoyed

tHIS MADE MY DAY !!

hilarious!!! cant belive you guys love him so much

Winner of 2016 Saudi beauty pageant.!! hahaha... Hilarious! Love your wit..NFP

the historians one was awesome

"Is the weather always hot here?" "Yes. Are there Indian polar bears and Rajasthani Eskimos in your delegation?" EPIC

Good one.

thumbs up!

Good One!!

LOL! 'used to be a temple here'

haha. very nice.

that last one.. :D :D :D

This is killer... Kudos to your sense of humor.

Jokes apart indian PM Modi is doing excellent job on foreign policy front for his country , just imagine can there be a country who is friend with saudi , uae , Iran and Israel at same time ? Or very close with Russia , China , usa n Japan at same time !! That's what India is doing.

Funny.

NFP as usual, hilarious.

Nadeem bhai is great as usual. And to my Indian friends ( I am an Indian myself) who seem offended / insulted / angry, etc: Calm down. This is light humor at its best. NFP does not belong only to " Pakistan "- he belongs to the world !

Ha Ha Ha

Great work......!!!!!!

Mr. Modi emerges as a wise statesman who could build rapport even with Saudi Arabia. He was accused of being an anti -Muslim and he was honored by the highest temporal authority in the Muslim world. Just look at the rousing reception he got there. And look at the fan following he got among the Hijab wearing IT professionals. Truly he is one of the most charismatic leaders of our time.

This is Cool :)

Good piece for a good laugh

on lighter side good

Man, hilarious. Keep up the sense of humor.

I understand the satire is in good humor..

Hi nadeem , needs some jokes on captured Raw agent in Baluchistan and neighbour involvement also.

As a person who loves satire/sarcasm, this article was a feast for me :)

Thank you NFP. After many days, I had a hearty laugh. Super satire. No need for Indians to take this to heart and NFP you need not to change.

LOL.... Winner of the 2016 Saudi Beauty pageant, Hilarious.

Oh man..You rock again.

@Maxx He is always welcome to India.

Mogambo hush hua!!! LOL.

@Vivek Amar he insults & you welcome him ?? doubt if you really are an indian

@Non state --- This was the case anyway before also. Not sure why there a selective amnesia in India all of a sudden. May be this is the first PM visit to saudi. But not surprised with modi's love for travel.

@Shiva thats sarcastic isn't it.... talk about culture...as if Indians dont troll others.

There used to be temple at this place; is the best.

lollll

Lol. Funny....good.

modi got highest Civilian honor in Saudi ,,,that is some achievement

Mogambo bahut khush hua!!

The historian one was the best, but they were all excellent

@Sourabh Jealous?? You must be kidding??

Really funny! You made my day!!!

Wow, Telling it is a temple. Modi Rockzzzzzzz

Nice.

NFP has come a long way, finally come of age in comedic sarcasm. Treading carefully even when daring. Wisdom be.

Enjoy the humor :)

very nicely done, clean and friendly nothing offensive

Please also make similar satire on Chandrayan mission, PSLV satellite business rocket success, Indian nuclear mission is given clean chit by European and US.

loved it

@SuvBratChowdery He does, actually. Quite a lot.

NFP - Just awesome! I was waiting for one on India/Indians. This is just great! And you still attract a few who 'take offence' - their reactions are just as interesting! Seriously now, at least visit India once and we will arrange a lecture circuit for you - likely you will need a stadium to accommodate the crowd!

Excellent one.

Hahahah... Seriously good. Hilarious!

"Do you want to get that finger chopped off ?" Somebody noticed.

Common fellow Indians. Some of you are offended now. Mr. Paracha is an equal opportunity satirist. See some of his satire on Nawaz Shareef and other Pakistani politicians in previous prints. Be a good sport.

@Algerian - ALGERIAN ??

Last year saudi gifted us 1.5 Billion and in return we gave them few bustards. Today they are asking for our F16 and few smart battle hardened faujis and declined it. How can we save Bakistan now?

Wonderful.

very nice Nadeem sahab

we want more of this please

Just fantastic; great sense of humor.

It seems not funny...all the matter is biased by the author...cheaf tricks...

I have always enjoyed Peracha as he has a sense of humor. Thanks

@SK learn proper grammar, wind up, really.

"temple here". LOL

Absolutely brilliant...loved it....please more...lol. I swear there was a temple there lol.....

@SuvBratChowdery "Why not take a dig at thing in your own backyard ?" How long have you been a visitor to Dawn? Perhaps you need to take a look at back issues going back at least a few years? NFP has been taking pot shots at all and sundry before you got your internet connection, son.

try doing the same for Nawaz...

I'm amazed at the thin-skinned bhakts from my country. Not content with spending their waking hours hunting down anyone who is remotely critical of their cult leader online back home, now they are even raining down on a humor column. Get a life guys. Most sane people in India have better things to do than engage in a cult of personality. Unfortunately, the shrillest voices online belong to an enormous army of hero-worshipers.

@Non state by Tavelling round the world

Really good. Enjoyed.

LOL. Too Good. One of Nadeem's Best

@Pravin Shastri just one thing...there is no highest authority in muslim world...and certainly not the saudis.

Endians ... Enjoy... Or dont visit. This is not modiz territory. ;)

@manish Then develop a sense of humour.

Two foot of the States, it is great to see them together

All in good humour except the temple thing which I think was below the belt

@Imran --Nadeem should get an award for the highest honour for his contribution to literature, national cause and promotion of unity in Pakistan at the difficult time.

Hahaha... very funny. A satire directed at India, Pakistan & Saudi Arabia.

Yes, Arabs pronounce "P" as "B"

LOL You are too good to explain.

@Algerian Pakistan in Arabic

@manish Not at all. good humor must appreciate.

Mr Nadeem, Very well done. I enjoyed every bit of it...M Ali

Always amusing

The message being???

The summary of the context is a wake up call for Pakistan and its leadership.We also look forward to make good releations with iran iraq turkey.

Most of My Indian dudes won't like this........Indians possess worst sense of humour in the world. Well done NFP, Mogambo Khush Huaaaaaaaa....

I nominate NFP for Pulitzer award!!!!!

@Maxx None of you guys can stop NFP to come to India, he'll stay at my place in Pul Bangash, Old Delhi, and I'm going to show him and taste the best best Beef kababs of Old Delhi.

@romy Doubt if you really understand a SATIRE. You don't know our NFP, you're in a wrong Blog dude, and chill out....

I always daily read Dawn news. What a professional journalism ! Keep it up. Indian news editors should learn from this.

I'm Indian origin...but this is too funny!!! there used to be a temple here..lol

Superb and it is not at all offensive. Especially the two slides "Must have a word with TATA" and "Winner of 2016Saudi Beauty Pegent"

Nadeem, your sense of humor is outstanding.

@Shiva, I'm an Indian and you are an... I'm not jokin!

@Shankar the message for YOU is: grow a funny bone!

@Bhaskar - Have some self respect..I have seen this author always tried to defame modi...

@Sourabh You are serious, aren't you? I thought so! Obviously you bypassed humour along the way in lessons of life. How dull must your life (and those of all-too-many others commenting) be.

@shubs , Well written. I know a lot of Indians with wicked senses of humour; it just seems the humourless brigade (apart from your good self and a couple of others) responded today.

Apt and amusing :)

Good satire of a burnt heart. I can understand what trauma Modi caused to the author. As an Indian, behind every picture I added a Bakistani face, whining and squirming with envy and jealousy. The net result was huge sense of happiness. I enjoyed, thank you.

i wish these forcefully trolls cud make me laugh.. Come on! pak media.. Come up with something funny..Can't make out you are trolling or burned or damn scared with Mogambo?

@SuvBratChowdery : Cool man. Anyway who cares if NShrerif travels or runs away. Good to know that there are people outside India who follows and watches Modi.

3 things missed, which could have made good for humour -- Modi eating lunch with L &T workers, Wearing Workers helmet after signing it, Awarding of Saudi Arabia's Highest Civilian Award to Modi. These above photos would have more humours

You have stolen a party excellent job :P

@romy Insult is a matter of perception.

@romy Calm down fellow reader. It's much better in tone and theme than what we see in the Indian media against Pakistan. This may be 10% offensive but what we read in articles from your side, 100% of the things are insulting or offensive for us Pakistanis. So chill out.

Hilarious.. Mogambo Khush Hua! Nadeem F. Paracha you rock man

Love your sense of humour. God bless.

:))) no permanent friends nor permanent enemies, only permanent interests...

Funny as!!!!!! Best part: "our historians tell me your historians are nut-jobs" :D hahaha

A good laugh.

awsome job. liked it

Nailed it.

Nice one Nadeem - loved it.

@Pravin Shastri so enjoyenjoy this piece of an other modi fans.

Amazed at how many Indians take satire.

I really appreciate DAWN they never miss out anything to write about NaMo. And that shows how popular is Our PM. Thanks...Dawn

Too good Sir! Hats off to you.

That was real funny :) :D

great NFP, Thank you

Funny camal ride. The final nail.

haha excellent humor!

@SuvBratChowdery why can't you understand difference between joke and sirious article? Try to be a big man.

Just a brilliant piece of satire. Houbara bustard is so funny

Many Pakistani PMs and top brass visited the kingdom but we never saw Pakistani flag on the streets and highways. It is clearly the friendship is where there is money and glamour.

Hilarious! Loved the humour... some of you guys at Dawn are really amazing, more power to you people from fans across the fence.

@shubs nice to see some saner indian voices here

Hit the nail right on the head.

Nice photos

Love it. :)

@SuvBratChowdery Don't need to take it personally. Humor is universal. Thank you for your understanding.

Fantastic☆☆☆

@ali wonderful...couldnt have said better.....

Lol..I am speech less. its like meditation in such harsh climate between Bakistan and InJia.

Glad Pakistani find it humorous. No wonder it doesn't take much to put them in good spirits

Well done Nadeem! Rofl!!!

Nadeem, you made me speechless, well done.

HAhahahahaha NFP Zindabad.

@SuvBratChowdery you haven't apparently not been following NFP over the years.

I am an Indian , but I enjoyed it more than anything. Thanks Dawn

The Tara consultancy office pic was especially RFLOL!!!!

The TATA pic caption could have been "for sure not taking selfie over here"

Too funnnnnyyyy.

@Sourabh . C'mon. You too laughed. Admit it.

Hahaha...funny.

As always.. a treat to read NFP's angles. Unfortunately, in India, if you make such joke of Modi or his coterie, you will be threatened/shamed as anti-national at one forum or the other.. it is becoming dangerously like Saudi Arabia.. well, that won't last long.. hopefully..

Yes a satire but it should have been more powerful and prickly.

It is hilarious.Why Indian readers are taking it so seriously.Come on ,smile it is a satire.It is in good humor.I really enjoyed it.