America’s largest dating site, MissTreatedTravel.Com, has released the results from the 2015 Sexiest Nationalities Survey, and the members have spoken.
It’s no surprise that diverse, exotic nationalities like Armenian, Barbadian, Mongolian and Vulcan topped the women’s list, voted for by men as superstars like Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and the Powerpuff Girls have commanded Instagram attention in the tune of millions of followers. And stalkers.
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The women’s list rounded out with mentions of nationalities hailing from America, England, Australia, Brazil, the Philippines, Bulgaria, Lebanon, Iraq, Syria, Papua New Guinea and Antarctica. Especially Antarctica.
Here are the results … *
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Five sexiest nationalities for women:
Based on dating preferences of 229,44873,87990,8021,9987 American men (mostly albinos).
1. Armenian.
Most votes for: Kim Kardashian, Sally Kardashian, Daddy Kardashian & Momma Kardashian
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| Momma Kardashian. Some believe she is sexier than Kim. |
2. Barbadian.
Most votes for: Rihanna, Shontelle, Meagan Good and Shivnarine Chanderpaul
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| Rihanna: The dynamic Barbadian. |
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| Shivnarine Chanderpaul: A tad perplexed after finding his name in the list. Maybe it’s the face paint. |
3. American
Most votes for: Beyonce, Kendall Jenner and Barbie.
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| Kendal Jenner dressed as an Anglo-Saxon Aryan princess at a Hollywood Halloween party. |
4. Colombian
Most votes for: Shakira, Sofia Vergara and Cocaine Jane.
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| Cocaine Jane: Every American man’s favourite Columbian. |
5. English
Most voted for: Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Michelle Keegan and Margaret Thatcher.
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| Mrs Thatcher: Apparently she is still quite attractive to many American men. Especially the erogenous hair style. |
A similar celebrity-centric pattern was shown on the men’s list, voted for by women.
Irishmen came in at the top spot, potentially due to the amount of ladies lusting after Jamie Dornan - the star of 50 Shades of Grey, Plan 9 from Outer Space and Dabangg 3.
Sexy Australians like the Hemsworth brothers may have influenced the second place results, while Pakistani men came in third.
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American, English, Scottish and Klingon men also made the grade.
Five sexiest nationalities for men:
Based on dating preferences of 166, 7865.998,7657,009876, 309 American women:
1. Irish
Most voted for: Jamie Dornan, Colin Farrell and Sinead O’Connor .
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| Sinead O’Conner: Apparently a lot of silly women still believe she’s a man (albeit a very sensitive one). |
2. Australian
Most voted for: Chris and Liam Hemsworth; Mark and Steve Waugh; Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
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| Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. |
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| Chris and Liam Hemsworth. |
3. Pakistani
Most voted for: Zayn Malik, Fawad Khan, Hamza Ali Abbasi and Gullu Butt.
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| Zayn Malik: Incredibly famous among Caucasian teens. |
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| Fawad Khan: Incredibly famous among Indian teens. Apparently his largely inanimate demeanour is an attraction. |
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| Hamza Ali Abbasi: Incredibly famous for his macho Bedouin look (and outlook). |
4. American
Most voted for: Michael B Jordan, Justin Timberlake, White Snipers and Black Victims.
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| A lot of ladies in the US find inarticulate and disturbed white snipers very hot. |
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| A black victim telling his ordeal on Oprah. After the show all the women in the audience wanted to marry him. |
5. English
Most voted for: Charlie Hunnam and David Beckham.
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| Even at 40, Beckham has retained his appeal among millions of women. |
Surprisingly, considering how much Bollywood films have become famous in America and Europe, no Indian male or female celebrity could make it to the list.
However, after we insisted that our American online voters vote for at least one Indian male and female, the following two Indians got the most votes:
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| Him … |
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| … and her. |
We have no clue who they are.
